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"You’re a shite burglar"

"You’re a shite burglar"

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victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with "You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened

victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened

posted 4 hours ago

I LOVE THIS

posted 4 hours ago

it’s 12 am

i just took a shower

i am now watching how to get away with murder

what a time to be alive

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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everestw said:

Fic prompt: Tony meeting Cosima by chance at a local dive bar and actually being really cool about it (post meeting Sarah and all that) while Cos practically spits out her drink.

 

The place is loud and cramped and Tony rolls his eyes at the absolutely deplorable music coming out of the speakers - he navigates through the crowd, jostling limbs and tapping on shoulders, beer clutched in his right hand.

He looks over with a flash of recognition, Sarah  - no, Sarah’s demeanor was different this must be - and Tony slips towards her, barely managing to contain his grin.

“Hey dreadlocks,” he calls out and she looks over, casual at first, before realization dawns - she makes a guttural choking sound as her hand clenches around her drink, the other reaching up to adjust her glasses; he shouts over the music “I knew you’d be cool, but hanging in a place like this well, you’re my kinda girl.”

Send me a prompt and i’ll write you a 3 sentance fic!/p>

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reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

#:)
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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up